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Hello, I am a narrator. Why a movie as simplistic as this needs a narrator, I'm not sure. Here I am, though. I am small, black, and angry. Let's fuck so I can get you pregnant with triplets and then you and me can leave our kids with the only person in this relationship who isn't actually related to them.

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The Farrelly Brothers really came out swinging. Their first film, Dumb and Dumber , is probably their most iconic. Their next, Kingpin , is the fan favorite. And then they fell into something of a slump. Before they did, however, they gave us the underrated Me, Myself, and Irene.

Made when the Farrelly Brothers name and Jim Carrey as a comic lead still meant a lot to people, the film has remained on the cusp of falling into obscurity since it hit home video. Yes, a cow survives getting shot several times in the head, and a giant dildo gets enough screen time to almost deserve credit as a supporting actor, but none of that betrays or gets in the way of the simple and sad story at the center of the film.

I say simple, but the core conflict here is dense enough that it takes a whole fifteen minutes of backstory to set up. Jim Carrey plays Charlie, a kind and noble police officer who finds himself cuckolded by the love of his life and abandoned with three kids who he obviously did not sire. Instead of reacting and moving on, Charlie enters a state of denial and emotional numbness, which basically makes him a big pussycat everyone walks all over and treats like shit.

For one, he offers the film a lot of nasty comedy moments. Two, he gives audiences the vindictive pleasure of seeing someone who messed with Charlie get comeuppance. From the first time we see him, we find a guy whose anger and retribution far outsizes the crimes in front of him.

He nearly drowns a girl for giving him sass. A beautiful woman breastfeeding her baby who never did anything to Charlie at all looks down to find Hank taking that meal instead.

And while he lacks fear, he ends up getting the shit kicked out of him way more than he ever triumphs in a fight. Charlie and Irene find a dead cow on the side of the road. Carrey plays it totally sincere, and we feel the difficulty Charlie has pulling the trigger on this poor animal.

So we have this nice guy. Every time his angry side lashes out, it usually ends up costing him something. Either way, Hank makes Charlie pay, and assuming we love Charlie, this makes us kind of hate Hank. The realization makes him weep, and suddenly our cartoonish villain and excuse for Jim Carrey to mug all over the place gets humanized as well. He simply has to stand up for himself and regain control over his life.

This one looks even weirder than you might've expected. Probably should bring your tissues, gang.

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Hello, I am a narrator. Why a movie as simplistic as this needs a narrator, I'm not sure. Here I am, though. I am small, black, and angry. Let's fuck so I can get you pregnant with triplets and then you and me can leave our kids with the only person in this relationship who isn't actually related to them.

You crazy scamps, you. You're all extremely smart, yet you speak like idiots! That's funny He almost drowns a kid to death in a fountain, destroys a barber shop, and sucks a woman's tit. This is FUNNY, because he is lashing out at people who treated him badly, even though they don't really quite deserve what they're getting. Oh and the woman didn't deserve anything at all. I'm totally unable to act in a zany comedy! Should I be funny or should I be straight? Don't worry, I'll distract everyone from your inability to act in a comedy by mugging for the camera.

Watch me take this pill. I'm a bad guy cop. I will protect people from finding out about our secret. This includes the audience. I'll be damned if I let the audience find out what the fuck we're talking about.

I don't really mind having the shit kicked out of me, that which doesn't kill me only makes me stronger. Okay, but as we run, I will have a continuing battle with myself so that I can throw myself around like in Fight Club, which was actually a GOOD movie. Ok, as long as both versions of you hit on me so that everyone can see how sweet the good Jim is and what a horny shit the bad Jim is. Okay, I have overcome myself. Now I no longer need Evil Jim to deal with my problems.

No you won't! I can overcome anything with the help of pounds of fat black teen. We love you, daddy! The square root of is I love you, Jim! Let's get married! I'm blond, just like your first wife! And I even have half a shred more of a personality! Well, that's the end of our tale. It's a good thing I was here to explain to you that the whole family lived happily ever after. In fact, Jim Carrey and his female lead got together in real life, which is exactly what happened last time Jim worked with the Farrelly Brothers!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a shit on a used tampon so that I can make a popsicle out of it and feed it to a 12 year old pregnant girl that fucks horses in her spare time when she can get away from the strip club she works in that's owned by a Mexican dwarf that says nothing but the word "cunt" while masturbating to pictures of Bea Arthur naked in a pool of blood.

Bye now. All Abridged Scripts published under Creative Commons. He is a Rhode Island State Trooper. GIRL I'm girl. See how feminine I am, as a female? GIRL I have blond hair. Bye kids. Tee hee! Where's a puppy for me to kill? COP Take these pills every six hours or you'll be forced to mug for the camera.

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