So to save himself trouble He bent it in double, And instead of coming — he went! There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly swallowed a package of seeds. Great tufts of fine grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were covered with weeds. There once was a man from sprocket Who went for a ride in a rocket The rocket went bang His balls went clang And he found his dick in his pocket!
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- I want your body Like right now, not tomorrow Massively horny.
- Don't they look like little volcanoes?
- Poet Nikky Finney was born in in South Carolina.
- This section is for sexually explicit, sensual and erotic poems for adults.
Here you will find original short sweet love poems by the editor of beautiful-love-quotes. Sometimes your feelings need a simple and unique love message to convey what your heart is screaming for you to share. Since love and relationships rely so much on good communication, the following romantic and sassy love poems can soothe the way.
Sexy and sassy, wild and fun. Honey, the best part is we've only just begun. Our love dance continues as we move and sway. We trip, we fall, we recover, we're okay. Our love dance is filled with sensuous dips and erotic moves.
So Baby, let's continue to groove and groove. When the music shifts and throws us off beat, Remember, while our dance may not be graceful; my, it's hot and sweet. There's a song that goes, "love me tender, love me sweet. That's what we're all about That silent love that screams and shouts It's through our actions and feelings as we love while having each other's backs. Our special connection sings in silent song such as the beating of our hearts as we love nice and strong.
So hear it, my love and celebrate with me. Hear our song with every gesture, every touch, every sigh, I can only gasp in delight, "oh my. Oh, the sweet memories of your tender kiss but wait, the morning breath, I'd never miss. The way you move that wonderful ass But on the farting, I'd definitely pass. I love how you are able to make my heart sing. But you gross me out when you eat that nasty thing. Signed, sealed, and delivered my heart is to you.
But why must you do that irritating thing that you do? It's all doesn't matter, because you are it for me, now this must be love! What else could it be? Our relationship is struttin down the path, running into highs, lows, challenges, and laughs. Through it all, we continue to hang tight.
Together we keep travelling, struttin it. We may not be sure of our path's end, but let's keep going, struttin it. I'm liking our journey as we keep on our way struttin it through day by day. With you our relationship is one heck of a ride, I'm liking the direction and I'm increasing my stride. I wanna keep struttin it, with you. Everyone wants to hear, "I Love You. You say, everyday, without mumbling a word, exactly what my heart needs to hear. How do you do that? I feel the "I Love You" through the soul of your eyes.
I feel it some more in the gentleness of your touch. Say the Words? You do it everyday without mumbling a sound. They say that love is indescribable, definitely not true. It's the many incredible moments and experiences with you.
From the "hold-me-in-your-arms-and-never-let-me-go" moments to the "together-we-can-get-through-anything" moments. It's each and every precious memory being created and stored in my mind in my heart, in my soul. How do I define our love? It's you. If you have enjoyed these short sweet love poems and want more words of love, check out these love poems.
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22 Passionate Love Poems - Sexy Poems About Passion and Desire
So to save himself trouble He bent it in double, And instead of coming — he went! There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly swallowed a package of seeds.
Great tufts of fine grass Sprouted out of his ass And his balls were covered with weeds. There once was a man from sprocket Who went for a ride in a rocket The rocket went bang His balls went clang And he found his dick in his pocket! There once was a man from madras Whose balls were made of brass In stormy weather They clang together And sparks fly out of his ass!
There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think — It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. There was a young sailor named Bates Who danced the fandango on skates. But a fall on his cutlass Has rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates. Technically a limerick, which dates back more than years, is a poem that contains five lines that rhyme in an AABBA structure.
Well it is pretty simple really. All three of the A lines must rhyme with each other, and the two B lines must also rhyme with each other.
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